Application for License to Develop Nuclear Weapons

The application process for a developing nation to gain the right to develop nuclear technology is very lengthy and complicated. I propose a new process be put in place in light of recent world events. My proposal is simpler, cheaper, and probably more accurately screens out nations that should not be allowed nuclear programs.


Here's how it goes:

• Step 1. Show the nation a series of cartoons poking fun at their leaders, their beliefs, and any religious figures they might have. The jokes should tend towards the subtle and clever side of things, no need to overdo it here since the nations we attempting to identify do not have a short fuse, they have no fuse.


• Step 2. Did they burn anything down? If not they pass.